Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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