I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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