Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
