I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
