I cockslap morals
I've blown a few things in my day
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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