I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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