Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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