I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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