They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's blow job season.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
