I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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