Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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