somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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