i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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