The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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