Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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