4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he was CRYING into my vagina
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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