i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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