I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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