But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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