Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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