You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There r osticjed everywhere
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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