strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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