You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
ttyl tear gas
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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