So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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