just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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