Sry I called you an 8
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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