hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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