I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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