I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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