i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
should my penis look like a turkey
Walk of Shame today included voting.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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