Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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