So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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