I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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