he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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