Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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