I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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