Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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