whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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