I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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