You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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