I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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