Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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