you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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