I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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