They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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