Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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