Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I pour the whiskey from now on
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
