Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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