plz talk dirty to me
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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