I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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