dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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