i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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