FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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