North Korea, Best Korea!
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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