I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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